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* Obsession
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions, he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mother, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third mother. "Your obsession is alcohol. This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving"
(c) Hilary.
"I am a Saudi !"
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh , then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then?
" The man says: - "I am a Saudi !"
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
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